If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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