i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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