Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
