i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The ass gains better be worth it
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