doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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