Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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