According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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