At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
