He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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