He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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