i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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