Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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