Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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