I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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what are you doing with your life
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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