I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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