I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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