He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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