i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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