Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
