so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
