It's Friday. Sex?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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