As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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