He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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