I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Damn victory sex feels great
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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