She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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