He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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