There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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