big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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