You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
