I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I could fuck to npr.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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