you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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