I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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