I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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