Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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