I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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