He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I need to align my fucking chakras
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
