No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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