i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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