Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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