Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Drunk is a universal language darling
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
