Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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