Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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