oh god the rape fog is back!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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