i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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