I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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