Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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