i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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