the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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