i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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