If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just blew my weed a kiss
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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