some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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