dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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