We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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