brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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