we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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