At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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