i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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