I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize