called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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