Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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